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20

Jul

badsciencejokes:

What did the Hollywood film director say to the young neuron that wanted to be an actor?

…”Hey kid, you’ve got potential.”

10

Jul

pestan:

this was so good. I will never get over it.

(Source: pixie-nerd)

08

Jul

cptnswns:

i’m constantly torn between wanting to watch new shows, re-watching old shows and attempting to have a life that doesn’t revolve around shows

07

Jul

young-miserable-right:

badsciencejokes:

How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce “unionized.”

When i read this out loud I pronounced it onion-ized. I guess that make me an illiterate farmer.

larstheyeti:

pressures of the OR (tAY)

larstheyeti:

pressures of the OR (tAY)

haus-of-de-romanus:

Gets me every time, I love this joke.

haus-of-de-romanus:

Gets me every time, I love this joke.

memorableusername:

bewbin:

joshpeck:

viruses are so fucked up like they aren’t even alive their sole purpose is to kill you like who do those microscopic pieces of shit think they are

I know they make me sick

did you just

draw a free body diagram.
ancient physics proverb (via shychemist)

(Source: cyclopentadiene)