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12

Aug

domatilla:

I need to finish watching this show but I don’t want to not be watching this show.

domatilla:

I need to finish watching this show but I don’t want to not be watching this show.

literallyrad:

there are approximately 1,013,913 words in the english language but i could never string any of them together to explain how much i want to hit you with a chair.

06

Aug

also ebola doesn’t survive in mosquitoes and is not transmitted that way and even if it did i think a mosquito would have a hard time getting in and out of an isolation ward that viruses can’t even get out of

It shouldn’t be necessary to point out that humans are neither pigs nor monkeys so a study showing that ebola might be transmitted through the air from pigs to monkeys does not mean it can happen with humans and in fact thus far it can’t

ebola was first identified in 1976 and not once has there ever been a documented case where a human contracted airborne ebola

20

Jul

badsciencejokes:

What did the Hollywood film director say to the young neuron that wanted to be an actor?

…”Hey kid, you’ve got potential.”

10

Jul

pestan:

this was so good. I will never get over it.

(Source: pixie-nerd)

08

Jul

cptnswns:

i’m constantly torn between wanting to watch new shows, re-watching old shows and attempting to have a life that doesn’t revolve around shows

07

Jul

young-miserable-right:

badsciencejokes:

How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce “unionized.”

When i read this out loud I pronounced it onion-ized. I guess that make me an illiterate farmer.

larstheyeti:

pressures of the OR (tAY)

larstheyeti:

pressures of the OR (tAY)