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19

Apr

The skill rating on FIFA 13 seems a little wonky. My goalie with a 49 has played two games and has two clean sheets while my goalie with a 70 has played five games and has zero clean sheets.

Sister:
I've had a CT scan
Grandpa:
Did they find anything?
Sister:
Nope.
Dad:
Not even a brain.

18

Apr

homleschapel:

summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell

(Source: kayytx)

(Source: veronicamars)

davidtennantspants:

I HAVE SEARCHED ACROSS THE AGES FOR THIS GIFSET

(Source: sandandglass)

17

Apr

professor:
have any of you had food poisoning? do you know how you got it?
student:
our football team went 0-9 and we had a banquet and ate the food
professor:
do you think having been 0-9 had something to do with it? If you'd been 9-0 do you think would have been given better food?

Legendary Wolf.

(Source: lonewolfed)

fishingboatproceeds:

edwardspoonhands:

tfiosnews:

Oh Hank…

True story…he killed some old dude right in front of Hazel and Gus.

That’s actually not THAT far off from my original ending.

fishingboatproceeds:

edwardspoonhands:

tfiosnews:

Oh Hank…

True story…he killed some old dude right in front of Hazel and Gus.

That’s actually not THAT far off from my original ending.

edwardspoonhands:

fishingboatproceeds:

wimblywomblys:

Other John Green temporarily loses an arm and exposes his femur (?)! His worried husband, Bald John, rushes to his side.

A classic moment in Wimbly Wombly history as AFC Wimbledon take on Swindon Town.

Is that a femur? Only the scientists of the future know for sure.

It’s a humerus, people.